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Tom Cruises Career Reboot: Mission Possible?
By Ruth Preston at December 25, 2011 | 1:25 am | 0 Comment
ROCKLAND, ME?In an attempt to convince an anxious populace that his legislative agenda is working and that everything is going to be all right, President Barack Obama embarked on a 50-state, 30,000-town tour Monday during which he plans to gaze assuredly into the eyes of each American citizen, one at a time. It was hilarious. And for the first time in a long time, it got more...
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Brad Pitts Psychic Speaks
By Ruth Preston at December 25, 2011 | 1:25 am | 0 Comment
Brad Pitt may have no use for religion, but his psychic tells Life & Style he is very spiritual and often seeks divine advice. Life & Styles press release follows: When super dad Brad Pitt has tough decisions to make, he turns to a surprising source--his psychic! Life & Style has learned that psychic Ron Bard has helped Brad through many important moments in his more...
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january jones and the walk of shame
By Ruth Preston at December 25, 2011 | 1:25 am | 0 Comment
Mad Men star and internet favorite January Jones is about to become even favoritor because this morning at 10:30am she came crawling back home in the same dress she wore last night to the Oceana World Oceans Day Party. Does this mean she hooked up with some random guy or girl and had a night of deviant sex? Yes, yes it does. It´s undeniable proof. Throw an Ocean Day more...
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Children Of All Ages Delighted By Enslavement Of Topsy The Elephant
By Ruth Preston at December 25, 2011 | 1:25 am | 0 Comment
TUCSON, AZ?Cheers, laughter, and applause filled the big top tent at the Ringling Bros. Circus Saturday as children of all ages were captivated by the savage enslavement of Topsy the elephant. Whether young or just young at heart, thrilled audience members watched with glee as a circus trainer forced the frightened Topsy to perform tricks by brutally poking and prodding more...
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Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters.
By Ruth Preston at December 25, 2011 | 1:25 am | 0 Comment
LONDON?As the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico entered its eighth week Wednesday, fears continued to grow that the massive flow of bullshit still gushing from the headquarters of oil giant BP could prove catastrophic if nothing is done to contain it. The toxic bullshit, which began to spew from the mouths of BP executives shortly after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon more...
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Actress, Musician To Wed.
By Ruth Preston at December 25, 2011 | 1:25 am | 0 Comment
HOLLYWOOD, CA?The actress from the big hit movie and the musician from the popular band who have been photographed many times together out on the town are getting married, entertainment industry sources reported Monday. I love him, the actress, who has been seen sporting a huge diamond engagement ring recently, told reporters while walking down the red carpet. He is more...
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